I love kids. They are so funny. Isn’t this blog just so cute because I write down all the cute things my kids say?
I guess it is my web log, huh? My online journal to the world. This kind of stuff is the opposite of sh*tmaydadsays.com. [Warning: this link is to an R-rated (perhaps even X) site for language. FOR REAL. I'm not kidding. Don't come back here and whine to me that you went there and are now offended. One Row neither endorses or vouches for it but tends to laugh herself silly and get really offended when she reads it.]
So back to my adorable children. We went to Target today and the kids were angels, really. As we were walking to the check-out we went by the lingerie – nightgown section. I mindlessly heard Obi-Wan Kenoah saying something over and over and could see his hand touching a line of products as we walked.
Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies.
He was touching all of the bras at his eye level.
Before we rounded the corner he said,
“Hey mom, look at those tiger boobies.”
He found a tan and brown bra with tiger stripes.
Cool, I said. We don’t make mountains out of molehills. << I couldn’t resist!
I should’ve called my website StuffMyAdorableKidsSay.com or IAmTheCoolestMomEver.com